Mother Opossum Is At It Again
Thursday, May 08, 2008
¡Hola! ¿Cómo estan? Oh I'm sorry, I've been getting my languages mixed up a lot recently. You see, I've learned 7 new languages in the past few weeks. I learned Portuguese, Russian, German, French, Swahili, Spanish, and Romanian.
Learning these languages wasn't easy. I had to work with a whole bunch of different translators who taught me every language слово в слово (oh sorry, I forgot again) word for word. Once I learned all of the languages, the Voice Of God typesetters had a doozy of a time getting all of those different fonts to fit just right on my pages. But they got it done, and now je me sens bien!
After multiple press checks, I was finally ready. I got printed, bound, and packed into boxes that will be shipped to dozens of countries. I just can't wait to tell meine geschichte again! To see the look on the kids caras when they hear me talk about how I was healed on the prophet's doorstep makes it all worth while.
Mungu aku bariki,
Mother Opossum